I’m fortunate enough to have a unique name (thanks mom!) so you can probably find me named “alderlocke” on whichever platforms I’m on.

See, check it out:

I’m sensing a trend here…

Dishonorable Mentions

In the race to determine who can be the worst social media company, Facebook had a significant head-start, but someone must be holding Elon’s beer because he has truly managed to do some incredible things with Twitter. This is to say that while I have a Facebook and Twitter account holding my name, I never use them. Don’t try to reach me there. Or, do if you’ve got a bridge to sell me.